kinzlmaier:

Person: “What base are you on?”

Me: “I haven’t even been up to bat.”

2
kinzlmaier:

Hang Loose
5
5
5
kinzlmaier:

Some people won’t eat ice cream in a dreary, rainy day. But nothing will stop me from eating Ben and Jerry’s.
5

kinzlmaier:

People who leave one drop of milk left in the carton must be banished I don’t care who they are.